Facial recognition software can pick out a person in a crowd, but this stupid vending machine at work can't recognize my dollar bill with a bent corner...
Amigo
People that use statistics in everyday arguments are jerks 100% of the time
Cyberbilly
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got ADHD.
Cyberbilly
I hate it when women wear pink camouflage. Where you hiding? Candyland?
Cyberbilly
If your story doesn't end with "but his eyebrows will eventually grow back," I don’t want to hear about it.
Amigo
I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.
Amigo
Me asking if you want anything from Starbucks is my way of telling you I am going to be very, very late.