Somebody just gave me a free air guitar..... No strings attached
Harley Steele
You're so vain, I bet you think this post is about you.
"I don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo" - Said no Juan ever
Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go.
I sometimes pee in the shower. My wife complains that it's only ok if I'm actually taking a shower.
My kids want to have a Harry Potter themed birthday party with me dressed as Hagrid. Now I have to lose weight...
I love my work, but I would also love to never have to do it again.