I didn't see anyone important today, so I'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow.
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
Polygamy sounds like a great idea in theory, until you realize it multiplies the number of your in-laws.
I didn't sleep well last night so this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I got half way to work before I realized I forgot my car.
Cyberbilly
Shia LaBeouf sounds like something a French person would say after a rotten fart.
Coaster? You're assuming I plan to put my drink down...
There needs to be a Life Alert for when the remote control is out of reach.