I'm gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
At the Taco Bell drive through, the cashier asked me if I wanted to donate a dollar to "Help World Hunger", Is it just me...Or should the word STOP be in there?
E.B. FlipShank
Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. I wasn't listening anyway.
Amigo
Eating 4 cans of alphabet soup will give you a giant vowel movement.
Amigo
My wallet is like a onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.
The first rule of Vegan Club apparently is to tell everyone about Vegan Club.
Going to Target. See you in about two hundred bucks...