Technically, every picture is a before picture.
Turns out, I'm not an afternoon person either...
I wish I had somebody to blame all of my problems on, like my wife does.
They say don't burn bridges you may have to cross later, but I don't mind swimming if the bridge is already broken.
Tattoos are an expensive and painful way to ensure that the police are always able to make a positive identification.
I like staying up insanely late but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep. See my dilemma?
If I were a movie villain I'd make a bomb where the wires are all one color.