If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
This bitch just said "a lot more less" #wtf
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
Is it possible that we were all a day off and God only took Macho Man? RIP Macho Man.
I can do all things in him who strengthens me. -Phil 4:13
SMH @ the shake weight having a 4 out of 5 star rating on Amazon. SMH @ me for knowing that....
O shit. Totally forgot tomorrow is the end of the world. Must of slipped my mind. Dam:P