Robert Zunick
With eighty seven Facebook friend requests still pending I am wondering if it is social networking or social not working!
For a $19 donation to the SPCA you can help a dog or cat that has been abused. They'd make a lot more money if they charged $75 to get a video of someone kicking the abuser's ass. I'd pay for that.
I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really sure, but was too worried to ask.
Hyperbole is my favorite literary device, I use it like 600 billion times a day!
E.B. FlipShank
Apparently Home Depot's slogan of "You can do it; We can help" doesn't apply to masturbation.
Amigo
Just replaced the cat littler with 44 packages of pop rocks...... And now we wait.
E.B. FlipShank
I met a girl that was so ugly even Motel 6 wouldn't leave the light on for her.