I think that they should add walking across a solid sheet of ice in your high heels as a competitive sport in the Winter Olympics next time.
Robert Zunick
A condom and a coffin. Both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going!
Robert Zunick
Having sex is like playing pinochle. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Robert Zunick
Bum fighting + Pay per view = A lot less homelessness
Robert Zunick
Wouldn't it be hilarious to watch a giraffe get a case of vertigo?
Robert Zunick
It would be splendid if Imodium AD work on diarrhea of the MOUTH!
Robert Zunick
Wouldn't be awesome if a person had a Carfax to show before you commit to a relationship?