Rearranging the Hallmark store window display of Beanie Babies into sexual positions
I am not scared to kick a furious bear in the nut sack so take that
My horoscope today suggests being charming to everyone I see. I'm not going out today so I guess my cats are about to get weirded out.
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#didyouhear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong."
"Let them discover the kind of doctors that their system will now produce. Let them discover, in their operating rooms and hospital wards, that it is not safe to place their lives in the hands of a man whose life they have throttled. It is not safe, if he is the sort of man who resents it—and still less safe, if he is the sort who doesn't." | S3C1 Atlas Shrugged
Omg my toaster just scared the shit out of me!