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If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME crap why didnt he just buy dinner?
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
You know something I find funny? Paintings of Adam and Eve with belly buttons. Think about it.
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. #Buddha
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