I wouldn't mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren't coming from my wife.
I want to invent a vibrating tampon so a woman can be at her best while she is at her worst.
I don't lift so maybe I'm wrong about this, but I feel like Popeye might be focusing on his forearms too much.
All the coffee beans in South America can't make me a morning person.
Sö î hèãrd ÿôū łìkê gùÿš wįth áćçėñtś?
"Vini Vidi Venti" - I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks.
Just in case this flu does me in, I told the wife to tell each of the kids that I've always loved the other one more.