I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become..
It's so cold, I just got a $5 foot long from subway, but by the time I got back to my car it was only 6 inches.
Walmart is like a zoo for humans to watch other humans.
If you've seen one kid on a leash you've seen the mall.
When I was 12 social media was reading the gossip on the toilet cubicle walls!
It's so cold people are telling the most outrageous lies just hoping their pants would catch on fire
When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex, not the whole entire relationship...