Anyone else notice that Disney made Hercules a ginger so that he could swim in the soul sucking river of Styx without dying?
If you don't pay your exorcist on time you might get repossessed.
Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits.
Plot Twist: the extreme cold in America is actually just Disney’s advertising campaign for Frozen.
I'll tell you what a woman wants. She wants you to drag her to the bedroom, toss her down, and do the dishes and laundry while she takes a nap.
It's not a birthing video. It's bornography.
It's not the torch she carries for me that has me worried, it's the gas can in her other hand.