Sometimes I get up really early, drink some coffee and read some awesome motivational quotes. Then I go back to bed.
When I'm bored I like to call in sick to places I don't work for. I'm getting written up at Kohls.
Most people like me are oblivious. I'm glad I'm not one of them.
Screw you, regular cars that look like police cars and vice versa.
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...
It's easier to get into hell than to heaven because there's only a stairway to Heaven, but a highway to Hell.
I find it easier to Netflix with study on in the background.