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#4077
I'd rather spend 5 minutes reorganizing the dishwasher, than spend the 10 seconds it takes to wash the dish that doesn't fit.
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#4078
If no one from the future comes back to stop you, is it really that bad of an idea?
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#4079
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,400 hours. Roughly the same as one Monday on earth feels.
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#4080
Guilty pleasure? I never feel guilty about pleasure.
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#4081
I believe in helping the homeless. That's why every year I buy a new refrigerator and throw away the box.
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#4082
Hungry isn't even a feeling for me anymore. It's basically a personality trait...
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#4083
Since my ear surgery I haven't heard from my doctor. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.
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