Getting my kids to the airport always feels like I'm recreating the first 10 minutes of "Home Alone."
I lost my mood ring today, not sure how I feel about it.
MTV has canceled "Teen Mom." So at least MTV knows when to pull out...
At this point, I'm fine that Prince Charming was a hoax. I'd much rather have the mythical forest creatures that clean houses be real.
If my computer desktop were an actual place, they would bring in blindfolded people to make a Febreeze commercial.
I don't normally poop with the door open, but I don't want to miss the in flight movie
I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.