I don't always find a TV show I like on Netflix, but when I do, I watch all 7 seasons in 5 days.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
I had a dream last night that I could see without my glasses or contacts. It was an optical delusion.
Sorry Starbucks, it's always going to be small, medium, and large.
I kind of like it getting dark so early because it gives me a great excuse to just stay inside and watch TV.
My wife's a porn star. She'll be P.O.ed when she finds out.
Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?