Congrats on your secret admirer! It must be nice having someone who's ashamed to admit they like you!
Amigo
Today's Horoscope: You're gullible.
Advice to men: If a woman ever says "Are you wearing that?" it should never be worn. It's best to throw it away now.
When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook for me just to freak people out. Things like, "Hey, who knew they had a Chipotle up here?"
The work week is so long even the calendar says W T F
I'm going to change my name to benefits. That way when you add me, it will say "you are now friends with benefits"
I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.