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Could a vegetarian eat a Bulbasaur?
My room isn't messy. I just prefer to have my favorite items on display.
For Halloween I'm going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.
New iPad Air will also make your wallet way lighter.
I am trying to give Kim & Kanye their privacy. I just wish they would accept it.
I understand vampires being invisible in mirrors, but what the hell happens to their clothes?
Twerking should be redefined as "tweeting while at work"
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