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#3901
Cris
The first rule of condescending club is really kinda complex and I don't think you'd understand it even if I explained it to you.
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#3902
Cris
Had a good workout at the gym today. 50 reps on the bench press. Working my way up to actually putting weights on the bar.
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#3903
Golf is such a strange game. You shout four, shoot six, and write down five.
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#3904
Being married is 90% talking about what to have for dinner.
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#3905
There's a not so small part of me that believes that Harry Potter was sold to us unassuming muggles as fiction.
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#3906
I used to make fun of my dog for barking at dogs on TV until I caught myself in the car pulling over for a siren on the radio.
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#3907
Sit-ups are my favorite form of exercise because I get to lay down every few seconds.
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