Amigo
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a beautiful day.
Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.
All of those "Keep Calm" parodies are starting to make me angry...
Cris
The last couple of days I've been feeling really empty inside.....these new laxatives are working wonders!
Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!
I prefer to think of myself as a freelancer instead of unemployed.
This year, for Halloween, I'm going to dress as a character from Scooby Doo and run around taking people's masks off.