It's been 4 years to the day that I threw that boomerang. I still find myself looking over my shoulder and living in fear.
Last night I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but halfway through I never wanted it to end.
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I'm not good in bed.
Guess who paid a bill on time today? ME! The other thirty bills can go screw themselves.
Terry Burcham
I went to Spain to run "with" the bulls but I had to run "from" the bulls...someone made a mistake, a big mistake..
It's only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" is a hit reality show.
When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always "I don't believe you."