I should have known my son was stealing from his road construction job, but every time I came home I guess I just ignored all the signs.
I will be responsible for my actions when my actions become more responsible.
The iPhone is like the fast and the furious movies. They're up to six and it doesn't look like they'll stop pumping them out even if its the same thing.
How awkward it would be for the Pro Football Team in San Francisco if that gold rush would've happened 20 years later...
¿What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow.
Somebody needs to starts a dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.