Duct tape doesn't fix stupidity, but it definitely muffles the sound.
I feel like we should wait to hear Adele's ex-boyfriend's songs before we choose sides.
I asked my girlfriend if she was ok with me buying her a ring. She said "nothing would make me happier!" So I got her nothing.
This Labor Day let’s celebrate all the work we successfully avoided this year.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
Where did Dr. Dre go to medical school?