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#3740
I bet if you asked a one-eyed person, they'd tell you it really WAS all fun and games up until that point.
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#3741
Blake Young
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!
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#3742
Say what you will about Kristen Stewart's acting abilities, but I'm willing to bet she'd kick some serious ass in a poker game.
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#3743
I would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders
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#3744
For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction. - Newton's law of the Internet
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#3745
Amigo
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
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#3746
I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker. This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...
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