Watched five movies on Netflix last night and now my "recommended for you" queue is "pay some bills" and "clean the bathroom"
The royal baby was honored with a 41-gun salute today. Unfortunately, it happened right after Kate finally got him to sleep.
Mermaids swim by twerking...Do you ever just think about that?
Relationships are weird. "you're funny and smart" eventually turns to "you think you know everything and everything is a joke to you".
One of the ironies of parenting. You teach your kids to be strong and independent. But when they are strong and independent with you, it pisses you off. Be careful what you wish for.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. So let's just agree now...
Amigo
You're either part of the solution, or you're one of my coworkers.