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No matter how much you play tennis, you'll never be as good as a wall.
I can be a morning person after all. I just can't go to bed the night before.
They say you should just be yourself in a job interview, but what if you actually WANT the job?
Wiring a place for technology is easy. Wiring people for technology is hard.
Darth Vader would suck at Hide and Seek. You can always hear him breathing.
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Lots of people complain about their looks. But not nearly enough complain about their brains.
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