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Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
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Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love. Sure, if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic.
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I don't like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really!? You think someone else might want one?!
Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel.
You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" seems like it would be pretty easy. Khloe, in particular, looks very slow.
When books were first invented I'll bet some people would pretentiously say, I liked the book but the traveling storyteller was much better.
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