Speed bumps can turn into speed ramps depending on who's car I'm borrowing.
It's too bad growing dandelions doesn't mean you are a master gardener, because I'm excellent at it.
Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
Amigo
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
I'm gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "the Illuminaughty".
Cris
An easy way to "have your cake and eat it, too" is to buy two cakes.
Cris
I'm not saying Burger King is slow, but I ordered the Angry Whopper & by the time I got it we were on speaking terms again.