You say pervert stalker. I say unpaid private investigator.
Cyberbilly
Last night I saw a documentary about beavers. Best dam show I ever watched.
If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God, did Mary have a little lamb?
Apparently slim chance and fat chance have the same meaning.
nezy2049
I bet Liu Kang's mother probably hated him in utero.
Cyberbilly
Putting your finger on someone's lips and saying "Shhhh... Not another word" is super-romantic. But the cops didn't think so.
If you have a pre-schooler go to sleep tonight secure in the knowledge that your kid's teacher knows EVERYTHING about you.