If I had access to time travel, I'd use it to go back and cash in on some of those naps I was always refusing as a kid.
Telling the entire country of Argentina not to cry for you seems a bit presumptuous.
I removed my windshield wipers so that I can't get parking tickets.
We're to the point where Facebook has access to more info on us than Homeland Security.
Leron Tonge
If time is money, then are ATM's time machines?
It's best not to marry a man who refers to the rehearsal dinner as the "Last Supper."
Sadly, 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. Could be worse though, the other half end in death.