Amigo
Those people who say "there is never a stupid question" Have never worked in Customer Service.
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone else that doesn't have it.
Sometimes I have to go outside to get signal on my phone for Facebook so yes, you could describe me as "outdoorsy."
There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom...
Have you ever seen an alien? I have, because I picked up 5 of them outside of Home Depot this morning to build me a shed
I'm at Walmart. I'm not buying anything, I just needed a reminder that there are bigger disasters than me.
I can't help being lazy. It walks in the family.