Well that sucks. I go to all the trouble of kidnapping a Girl Scout and she doesn't even know how to make the cookies!
A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women's facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren't looking at her face.
When does red mean go and green mean stop? When eating a watermelon.
A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone.
I met a lady named Polly once. She didn't care for crackers, nor my sense of humor.
I assume, one day, Taylor Swift will get married and write a song complaining about her husband never putting down the toilet seat.
Rob Miller
I consider my body less of a temple and more of a ruin.