Cyberbilly
If God gave you a good singing voice you should sing loud in church to give thanks. If God gave you a bad singing voice you should sing loud in church to get even.
Cyberbilly
Arguing with a person who has rejected the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
Yesterday I fell off a 50 foot ladder. It's probably a good thing I was on the bottom step...
No one has it worse than the duck that's allergic to gluten.
Don't mistake my middle finger as an offer.
Monday: A terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.
My local news station just announced that they fired their lead anchor. Apparently he was really weighing down the show.