I don't know how to sugarcoat this, but...you have diabetes.
Cyberbilly
Hey, I said I'd be there in 10 minutes... Quit calling me every half hour.
I went for a 6 mile run tonight. The police are getting in much better shape these days
Logging in to Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you're not hungry.
My strategy is "accidentally" rolling the dice into my opponent's armies when the jerk fortifies Australia in Risk.
Cyberbilly
I don't have a Twitter account, so I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I'm doing at random times. So far I've got 3 followers - but I think 2 of them are cops.
Cyberbilly
I drink one glass of red wine a day for my health. The rest of the bottle is because I like being drunk.