Cyberbilly
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
Cyberbilly
There's a reason it's called "Girls Gone Wild" and not "Women Gone Wild". When girls go wild, they show their boobs because they want money. When women go wild, they kill men for insurance policies.
Cyberbilly
You can now buy "Throwback" Pepsi that is made with real sugar. When will they start selling throwback Coca-Cola made with real cocaine?
Cyberbilly
When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
Cyberbilly
I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership.
Marriage: I love you so much, I want a legal document to destroy you if you ever leave.
Asking your stay-at-home wife what exactly she did all day is a fun way to bleed.