I never hear from most of my High School classmates unless their email account gets hacked.
One of my many excellent qualities is how humble I am
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I make seven figures but the first two are zero.
Vivek Vinodh
If I was Voldemort, one of my horcruxes would be an artificial heart inside a sick child. Your move Harry.
I love using my GPS, problem is I can't find it.
Jogvan Jacobsen
How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?