Cris
If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
Cris
So far the only thing I've attracted with these edible undies is ants.
Cyberbilly
If you see a hot 16-year-old with a baby, does that mean she is a MILF or Jailbait?
Cris
It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
Cyberbilly
The feeling you get when a woman asks you to guess her age is like wondering whether to cut the blue wire or the green wire when defusing a bomb.
Going to a funeral of a very dear old woman. She was known as a great lover of animals owning a variety of parrots, cats, dogs, pigs, cows and horses. She was even an expert on varies types of Arachnids. Sigh. If only she didn't swallow that fly.
Justin Bieber has a monkey? Don't worry, he isn't turning into Michael Jackson, for one thing he already looks like a white female.