I don't answer unexpected knocks on the door in case it's the beginning of a very polite Zombie Apocalypse.
Every time someone gets "unlimited talk" on their phone, that means some poor soul is doing unlimited listening.
I bet everyone here would be embarrassed if CSI had to go through your room with a UV light.
Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining.
How do deaf people know if someone is screaming or yawning?
Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?