If my job was to browse the internet and play on my phone, I don't know what I'd do to slack off, but I'm sure I'd find something.
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and a crappy party host.
Cris
Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning.
I get as much action as a white crayon.
For every photo a girl posts of herself, there are 27 others in the exact same pose that weren't quite good enough.
Toilet paper is a perfect example of how "you don't know what you got 'til it's gone."
This new shampoo I'm using smells like they forgot to put the "sham" in it...