Cyberbilly
Compared to Victoria's Secret, what Starbucks charges for a cup isn't that bad.
My homeless boyfriend asked me to move out with him.
Money is not a problem. The problem is I don't have any of it.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I’m off to find a bar with a mirror.
I trust google maps more than I trust most people.
The surest way to laugh harder is to try and explain why you're laughing in the first place.
Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she's overdue?