Dottie Mabry
If God didn't want kids to keep their mouths shut, then he wouldn't have created glue sticks in the same shape as chap stick.
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
Cyberbilly
Why do single women take dating advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving driving directions to Ray Charles.
If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.
Never make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for longer than 6 months.
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I'd be screwed.