Cyberbilly
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is there to hear it, who chopped it down in the first place? Ghosts? Is this a haunted forest?
I'm not damaged goods, I'm damaged greats!
In Soviet Russia, space explores you!
I'm great in bed....i can sleep for days.
Normally, having a pillow fight used to be fun, until "Memory Foam" made an appearance.
Somewhere in Russia, a little kid farted a half beat before the meteor blew out all the windows. It was the greatest moment of his life.