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#1563
The best way to "baby proof" your house is to wear a condom.
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#1641
We have smart phones and smart cars. Can we start working on making more smart people now?
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#1674
People with "KEEP OUT" signs in their yard grossly overestimate our desire to come visit them.
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#6469
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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#7534
Amigo
You only have one childhood, it may as well last your entire life
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#8549
Amigo
* packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip * unpacks 3 months after coming home
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#376
My job in hell will be to provide 24/7 tech support to my elderly parents over the phone.
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