I downloaded a song illegally in Jamaica. Now I'm a Pirate of the Caribbean.
Still waiting on the "babies" episode of How It's Made.
I just saw a guy get chased and taken down by 6 police cars translating to about 13 police officers. I guess he tried to explore a part of the city he hadn't unlocked yet.
Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.
Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
The truth is, I find it very stressful that Smokey thinks that I'm the only one that can prevent forest fires. I don't feel trained for this, and I certainly didn't sign up for the position.