Cyberbilly
I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then.
You always have that bit of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire.
Getting paid to sleep...that's my dream job.
Thanks for shopping! Would you like to donate $1 to cancer research or are you a giant monster?
I tivo-ed the election. Nobody tell me who won.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Guess I'll stop cleaning the house.
If two gay guys get married, do they go to the same bachelor party?