Completing a jury duty form online is so convenient because googling how to get out of it is that much closer.
Double Dare was a great parallel of life. If you're too dumb to succeed using your brain, you'd better be good at physical labor.
The only reason "Ladies first" was made was so guys could check out her ass.
Sure you can follow your heart... just don't forget to take your brain with you.
If you do it right the first time, they'll ask you to do it again.
I don’t need to watch the news to tell me how hard it’s going to snow, as I can always tell by how many loaves of bread are left on the shelf at the supermarket.
I'm not so much anti-social as I am pro-being left alone.