Disney World is a giant people trap operated by a mouse.
How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there. I've killed like fifteen zombies already. Why are they all carrying candy?
Cyberbilly
Why do anti-depressants carry the warning "May increase thoughts of suicide."?
Cyberbilly
Technically, I never really lost my mind. It just got scared and ran away.
Cyberbilly
It's days like today that remind me why they denied me that concealed carry permit.
When I die, I want catnip to be planted over my grave. Then, all the stray cemetery cats will flock to my grave and rub all over it, and people will think I was some kind of cat god.
Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 467 words. Slightly more in Canada.