What if Gangnam Style is actually just a giant rain dance, and we brought this hurricane on ourselves?
Dave Asten
My son said his favorite mythical creature is a unicorn. He then asked me if I had a favorite mythical creature and I said "Yes, an honest politician."
I say "do I smell popcorn" right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable!
Do Amish people do the acoustic slide?
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Who was the idiot who passed up the chance to call astronomers "skyentists"?