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#2971
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Cyberbilly
I like when people call me "Sir". I just wish they wouldn't follow it up with "you're making a scene."
#2972
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Cyberbilly
They're not "Used Cars" anymore, they're "Pre-owned" I suggest "Divorce" be changed to "Pre-Loved."
Just bought my first pack of toilet paper. Well that's $10 down the toilet...
While everyone's been watching the debate, I switched all my neighbors' political yard signs.
Just once, I wish WebMD would tell me "relax...it's only gas".
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Lili
Kanye West would be proud of the amount of times the two candidates interrupted each other.
God put me on this earth to accomplish many goals and tasks. Right now I am so far behind, I am never going to die.
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